| First Round Left Side Automated Phone Machines (60%) Men In Speedos Dirty Dishes In Sink (60%) Hairy Women (like European) Loose Hairs Stuck To You (70%) Naysayers-Negative People Not Covering Mouth (70%) Call Waiting Telemarketers (70%) Ear Hair Being Cold/Not Warm (60%) Snoring Close Talkers (100%) Long Lines Answering Machine Hang Ups (100%) Cars That Putter After Turning Off Heavy Breathers (100%) Toothpaste Cap Off Liars (70%) Denyers (I didn't do it) Dogs Barking (60%) Talkers In Movies Brownnose Workers((70%) IM's Dumb Answering Maching Messages (70%) Stuck In Rain Stong Cologne (70%) Bad Hair Days Slow In Passing Lane (100%) Junk Mail Butt Collisions (70%) Nail Biters |
| First Round Right Side Toilet Seat Up Eyeless Conversation (60%) Loud Tunes In Car (70%) Cell Phone In Car Interupters (70%) Repeaters When Drunk Late People (100%) Leaving Cabinets/Doors Open Lazy People (70%) Crying Babies Nose Pickers (70%) Soup Slurpers Left Turn From Right Lane (60%) Bathroom Talkers Mundane Work (100%) Non-Food In Disposal Chew With Mouth Open (60%) Nose Clearing Noise PC Crash (100%) Turn Signal On Non-Returners (100%) Backseat Drivers Makeup On In Car (70%) Shave In Car One Upsmen (100%) Infomercials Spitters When Talking (100%) Loud Bar Music Pop Up Banners (70%) Giving Away Movie Endings Check Writers In Line (100%) Channel Surfers |
| 2nd Round Left Side Dishes in Sink (70%)over Automated Phones Not Covering Mouth (70%) over Loose Hairs Telemarketers (60%) over Being Cold Space Invaders (100%) over Answering Machine Hang Ups Liars (70%) over Heavy Breathers Barking Dogs (70%) over Brown Nosers French Whores (70%) over Dumb Answering Machine Messages Slow In Left Lane (60%) over Butt Collisions |
| 2nd Round Right Side Loud Car Tunes (70%) over Chest Starers Interupters (60%) over Late People Lasy People (70%) over Nose Pickers Left Turn Right Lane (60%) over Mundane Work Chew Mouth Open (70%) over PC Crash Non-Returners (100%) over Makeup In Car One Upsmen (70%) over Spitters Pop Up Banners (60%) over Check writers |
| Sweet 16 Not Covering Mouth (100%) over Dishes Space Invaders (70%) over Telemarketers Liars (70%) over Barking Dogs Slow in Left Lane (70%) over Heavy Cologne Interupters (70%) over Loud Car Tunes Lazy People (100%) over Bad Drivers Chew Mouth Open (70%) over Non-Returners Pop Up Banners (100%) over One Uppers Great Eight Peeves Coughers (100%) over Close Talkers Left Lane Losers (70%) over Liars Lazy Dudes (70%) over Interupters Chewing with Hole Open (70%) over Pop Up Banners |
| Final Four Not Covering Your Mouth When Coughing Or Sneazing (81% win %) unanimously over Left Lane Losers (81% win %) Lazy People (81%) By at 70-30 count over Chewing With Mouth Open (70%) Finals Cover Your Mouth! defeats Lazy People Unanimously and finishes with a 84% approval rating |
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