Hotties of Yesteryear
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For years faithful readers of Whitey's Pub  have requested
our take on the hotties of the world.  For years we declined.  
Isn't there enough Internet porn?  It wasn't until a recent
vacation that our very own Whitey's Pub hottie joined in with
the discussion, that we decided to throw down our top ten for
public viewing.  Shit, we'll keep it clean too!  This is an ever
changing list.  A new movie, a new video, a new photo, or just
the way the light helps with a certain pose can launch a new
hottie to the top of the pack...  Enjoy.










Pub Hottie Patrol Sargent Whitey
Chrisacoju with Opray Winfrey, shortly
after the initial list aired.
Whitey and Oprah
Chazz Seafoam
Chaz and Natalie at a recent
accounting seminar in
Vineland
Viewers Choice Hotties
Hottie Founder Chazz Seafoam's Picks
The Christmas Top Ten
1. Olivia Wilde
2. Miranda Kerr
3. Natalie Portman
4. Alexis Bledel
5. Keira Knightley
6. Maria Menounos
7. Anne Hathaway
8. Ashley Greene
9. Megan Fox
10. Allison Haislip

Stocking stuffers- Julianne Hough,
Katie Holmes, Jordana Brewster
Past Top Ten Hotties
Kristian Alfonzo
Bounces back and forth between lists.
Soap hottie better with age

Alicia Minshaw
Super thin Soap Hottie, great eyes and
butt

Anne Hathaway
Big eyes, big smile, and an essense of
vunerability

Natalie Moralez
Today Show hohttie was recognized,
and now moves on

Rachel McAdams
Had her chance in the limelight, and
did nothing with it. Need to see more.

Teri Hatcher
Saw her in some magazine, and she
looked anorexic.

Jennifer Flavin
Hasn't been seen hawking skin care
products on HSN lately.

Penelope Cruz
Drops back into the old hottie bin from
#8 last edition

Faith Hill
Out of site, out of mind.

Shania Twain
See above

Alessandra Ambrosio
Victoria's Secret model just lost
visibility.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck
The View just can't get annoying
enough, can it?

Liz Hurley
See Above

Rebecca Budig
Soap Hottie (got her props in 9.2008
edition)

Maria Menounos
A  hottie, but a one hit wonder to
Whitey
O v e r r a t e d  C i t y
Cameron Diaz ~ Lindsay Lohan ~ J Lo
Think somebody needs to be on our list?  Comments on our current hotties?  Shoot us over an
email at whiteyspub@yahoo.com
Elizabeth Taylor "Was hot before she was
strange" Those blue eyes and perfect skin
too much for most men
Raquel Welch "THE sex symbol of
the 60's" Sexy name only outdone
by incredible rack
Farrah Fawcett "The hottest
Charlie's Angel married the
Six-Million Dollar Man". For
adolescent boys in the 70's, you
weren't cool unless this poster hung
on your door.
Rosanna Arquette "Desperately
Seeking Susan's Sleeper" Acting
flaky since the 80's, with those big
blue eyes, sexy overbite, and
knockout body.
Meg Ryan "Hands down, the
winner of sexy-cute" Could be the
girl next door, and wouldn't that
be nice?
Brooke Sheilds "A classy hottie
since child acting days" Simply
put, she's beautiful. Would love to
see her kick Tom Cruise's ass too!
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Whitey's Pub Top Ten Hotties!
23rd Edition  August 2011
(Hottie name, last edition ranking, rationalization)
1.  Claire Forlani (-)
Our newest Number-One burst onto the scene from off the board.  The nearly 40-Something
Brit was seen a few years back in a movie called Green Street Hooligans, and caught the
attention of the staff.  Then a rerun of Mallrats displayed her beauty, followed by another
older flick by the name of Insider (starring Tim Robbins).  Mesmerizing facial features, with
an odd look of someone who has been crying.  Whatever the case, Ms. Forlani has now hit
Whitey's Pub stardom.
 
2. Scarlett Johannson (1)



Our last #1 fades just a tad with some pretty impressive recent photos, but mostly because
of her divorce to Ryan Reynolds.  You know a girl is top ten hottie material when you bum
out that somebody you don't know, nor will ever even see in person is off the market.  
However, she's available again!  Recently checked out chick flick "He's Just Not That Into
You".  Smokin'.  Did catch her on the Jay Leno show too a few months back.  Unlike
Simpson or Monaco, Miss Scarlett is even hotter when speaking.
3. Keira Knightly (2)
The only hottie on the list who has smaller breasts than Whitey.  Who cares though,
especially if you ever saw Pirates of the Caribbean.  Drop dead gorgeous.  Tough to believe
this hottie is also the same girl from Bend it Like Beckham.  Many different looks for this
Attonement hottie, once again at the top of the list for our Holiday (Oscar nominated to
boot).  Unlike previous #1 Hottie Jessica Simpson, Miss Knightley is much more attractive
when speaking.  Click here for her interview on Letterman.  NOTE:  Did she just get a nose
job?  If so, rankings could suffer.
4.  Anne Hathaway (7)
Getting better with age, even though she kinda reminds me of a sexy Andy Pettite (is that
wrong?).  Another lanky hottie with wide-set, brown eyes and a giant smile.  Seems like a
cool enough chick too.  Always gets a second look, no matter the role or outfit.  Slips a bit
for this edition, but is only a new movie away from returning to the top half of the list.  
Moves back up the chart with her new release of Catwoman.  Seriously, she's gonna make a
shit hot catwoman.
5.  Lake Bell (6)
This hottie stays on the list for the 3rd consecutive edition.  Was intrigued by her look in
"Over Her Dead Body" with Eva Longoria, and then noticed her on HBO's "How to Make
it in America".  Early career mainly on the small screen.   Sports a very natural look with
big eyes and a Carly Simon smile.  Of course, a couple of other assets don't hurt the cause
either.  Has three recent films out last year 2010, so we'll see how well she fares in future
editions, but with her HBO series getting set for its 2nd season, she should be a fixture for
many editions to come.
6.  Keri-Anne Halkett (3)
Keri-Ann was working her way up the list at a steady pace, until completely falling off the
face of the news world a few months ago.  Where oh where is our local news hottie? As
previously mentioned, incredible news glance, coupled we suppose with some nice makeup
work.   Stunning facial features, although she could probably smile more.  Free brewski at
Whitey's Pub to the first dude that let's us know the whereabouts of the lovely, Mrs.
Halkett.  If anyone knows the whereabouts of K.A.H., please shoot an email over to The
Pub.
7.  Carly Foulkes (-)
Many may not know her by name, or even by the photo her agent sent over.  Does "the
T-Mobile Girl" do anything for ya?  Certainly does for our crack staff.  Ms. Foulkes is a
Canadian born model.  While we traditionally do not include the model types in this forum
(come on, its a models job to look hot, so that's not fair), seeing her in her delightful pink
dresses, pushing phone service is certainly worth a waiver.  The kid's got talent!
8. Perry Reeves (4)
A newer hottie on the list, Perry drops down a few notches, and could slide off the list
completely if she can't pick up more work after the final season of Entourage.  You
probably know her at Mrs. Arie Gold on the hit. We've seen her there for years, and up
until recently realized she's quite the scene stealer. Mostly a TV actress over a twenty year
career, was also a pissed off wife of Will Farrell in Old School.  Maybe the 'perkiest' chick
in the group.  Welcome to the big time Perry!
9. Jessica Simpson (8)
A longtime favorite of the Pub, Jessica for may editions was top dog.  Now she is struggling
to stay on the charts.  Potential marriage to ex NFL player may keep her in spotlight,
goodness knows it won't be due to her singing.  Saw her on David Letterman (click here),
and was not impressed.  She needs to either sing or shut up, preferably the latter.  Still need
to see JS in that movie shot in a Home Depot with the annoying Dane Cook guy.  Most
excellent in The Dukes of Hazard,  could not have looked hotter.  Probably one of the
dumbest hotties too, but that is for another web page.   Great features.   There's guys on the
WP staff better looking than her new beau.  Still love the picture though, one of the lists
all-time greats.
10.  Denise Richards (10)
Richards just hanging on at #10 for another go around.  Her short lived TV show sucked, as
Pub followers uttered "Too much Denise Richards we are learning is too much Denise
Richards".  She looks like an aging housewife more than a hottie on her show (Denise
Richards It's Complicated).  Not good.  Still has those stunning eyes, a great smile, and a
brilliant rack.  Can we say that in here?  Well we just did.  Are they real?  Well we just
don't know.  After further review of a People Magazine spread, no they aren't.  Saw Wild
Things last week, that's all you really need to know about Denise Richards.